The leaning tower of pizza (boxes).

I’ve always been somewhat of an environmentalist, even before it was “cool.” I remember Woodsy the Owl telling me “Give a hoot – don’t pollute” in between my cartoons on Saturday morning. Unfortunately, the lovely berg I live in does not have curbside recycling so I have several blue bins in the garage, and every other weekend or so I take everything down to the local center to empty my #1 and #2 plastic, cardboard, newspapers/magazines, glass (sorted by colors), aluminum and “tin” or bi-metal cans.

Well, when it’s warm that is what I do. When it’s 20 degrees, the princess doesn’t like getting her hands cold so she lets it stack up and hopes the Prince takes care of it for her (which he often does, when it falls over into the main walkway of the garage).

Imagine my surprise when Prince Charming announced, after making one of these runs, that he was building a rack to hold my bins (and had picked up a few more at the recycling center). I’m thinking… hmm… there are HOW MANY projects started? Are you serious? One more? BUT I chose to be right not happy (as you cannot be both, I often tell my Prince) and I smiled and said, “Wonderful!”

The plans were drawn up that night, and the rack was built AND COMPLETED the next day! Prince Charming and the eldest offspring (I shall call him Prince Mack) put together a very study rack which hold 4 bins (two on top, two on bottom) with the option of adding another shelf if the Princess deems it necessary.

I am shocked but pleasantly surprised.

Cleaning the castle - the privy

As I am sure you have guessed, I'm having a bit of trouble adjusting from my life of leisure to one with many more mundane tasks. While being a mom is great, being an ex-princess leaves me often looking at some situation thinking, "Shouldn't I have people to deal with this???"

Our main bathroom is located directly across from Prince Shut Up's room. I hate to clean it after he is asleep, but it's impossible to do this while he is awake. Needless to say, it was getting neglected and I have been stressing over germs. A few months ago, after putting the little prince in the tub, I noted the sink mirror was covered with tooth brush splatters. I grabbed a Clorox Wipe and cleaned it. Please note that the little prince is just over two, so I am now to the point that I can let him play in the tub without one hand on him BUT I would never leave the bathroom or take my eyes off of him for more than a few seconds. It's amazing how quickly he can grab a shampoo bottle, open it, and start dumping it. I was so thrilled to have a clean mirror! The next night, I cleaned the sink/vanity. WOW. Looking great. The next night, I cleaned the floor (very small bathroom) with two wipes. Hmm. I'm onto something.

I can now clean the entire bathroom, in less than 15 minutes, with six Clorox wipes. OK not the tub, since he's in it, but you get my point. That's why I have the automatic tub/shower cleaner that you hang up in your tub. I will admit this is not efficient! It is also not "green"! The point is, I have a clean bathroom, which means less stress. Keeping my sanity is my main goal. Being "green" is just a bit lower on the list (but very important).

I need to see if some company makes a "green" wipe. I know, I know... I could just use a rag or paper towel and my bottle of green cleaning stuff, but I need something pre-made that I can keep in the bathroom. If I had to think about it or plan it, heaven forbid, it would NEVER get done.

NOTE: before I start getting hate mail, I am not "too good" to clean toilets. I worked as a janitor in a department store one summer when I was in college (had two jobs that year). My point is now that I work full time and have kids, I should have a live-in maid/nanny/butler/whatever. :-)

Prince Shut Up and the Round Table

OK, it's not a round table but a rectangular tray... on his high chair. He LOVES to color on it! No, I do not "let" him but occassionally he gets carried away and either goes off the paper or conveniently "forgets" the rule.

Cleaning it off was such a pain, but I found two really, really quick ways to remove it:

1. Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. I LOVE these things! I need to write a post on 101 things to do with these. They work on almost everything.

2. Plain old cleanser. About once a week or so, I just scrub the tray with cleanser. I was a little worried that the grit might scratch the surface, but so far, it hasn't and it looks great.

I should note his media of choice (well make that MY choice) is "normal" (64 ct Crayola) crayons. I don't know how well this would work with markers.

The life I had always dreamed of.... ???

OK so there is my story. It's a new year, I have 10 lbs of frozen, quartered tomatoes in the freezer from last year (like a princess knows what to do with these - seriously!), the seed catalogs have started to arrive, and Price Charming is excitedly reviewing these as he is planning this year's garden. Of course, it's "too cold" (???) to finish many (OK all) of the inside projects. I have decided that I simply have to live with things the way they are, and make the best of it. After all, I do love him dearly... I just HATE the current state of the house. Things could be so much worse in my life, I know... so hopefully this blog, with some self-deprecating humor, and maybe some tips on how I am dealing with all of this, will provide some laughter to those reading it. My plan is to blog about things like, "What to do with 10 lbs of frozen tomatoes" to help any other princesses out there. I'm sure there will be some postings regarding kid-friendly activities as well, and how to handle a very stubborn two year old that I shall call "Prince Shut Up." :-)